Are You Stupid?
Questionnaire for self-research according to the OIDA-therapy
1. Do you think that everything that walks, crawls, flies, or swims exists for you or for your food?
O Yes O No
2. Do you believe that your ancestor is the monkey and that your human existence has developed only by chance?
O Yes O No
3. Do you believe that some group of individuals unknown to you is stupid or inferior to you?
O Yes O No
4. Do you take pharmaceutical drugs as soon as you feel a little bad?
O Yes O No
5. Do you watch TV even though there is not a single valuable or important program being broadcast?
O Yes O No
6. Do you spread unconfirmed negative information about others?
O Yes O No
7. Do you read stupid books or watch stupid mundane films?
O Yes O No
8. Do you vote for people who will lie and cheat people?
O Yes O No
9. Do you eat things without knowing the ingredients or which are from unknown sources?
O Yes O No
10. Do you avoid children because they make a mess and give you extra work?
O Yes O No
11. Do you have sexual relationships with someone you do not love, do not want to marry and do not want to have children with?
O Yes O No
12. Do you think that drugs such as bhang, marijuana or alcohol will make you happier?
O Yes O No
13. Do you think the value of a person can be understood by the way he or she dresses?
O Yes O No
14. Do you think that persons who do not belong to your religious affiliation will go to hell?
O Yes O No
15. Do you think that you and your country are the center of the universe?
O Yes O No
16. Would you keep sitting when an elderly person has no seat on a public transport?
O Yes O No
17. Would you give a donation to someone so he can get intoxicated?
O Yes O No
18 Would you glorify someone who calls himself or letsothers call him God?
O Yes O No
19. Would you allow poison to be put into your food? (If you say no you must support organic agriculture)
O Yes O No
20. Do you disagree that only a vegetarian diet is sustainable for this planet? (If you disagree you better get more information about this subject)
O Yes O No
21. Would you agree that the seeds God created may be registered as private property and modified by genetic engineering so that all growers become are required to buy those seeds from the “owner”? (This is going on all over the world by such companies as Monsanto who give big bribes to government officials.)
O Yes O No
22. Do you agree that education should not teach the subject of intelligent design and leave out religious education from the curriculum?
O Yes O No
23. Do you eat more when it tastes good even though your intelligence tells you that you may become sick from overeating?
O Yes O No
24. Would you remain silent in favor of your own interest even if injustice is done in front of your eyes and you could stop it from proceeding?
O Yes O No
25. I do not discriminate between good and bad association. Is this correct?
O Yes O No
26. Do you disagree that abortion is just like killing yourself? (considering that you were an embryo as well.)
O Yes O No
27. Do you think that this life has the purpose of getting the maximum amount of pleasure for the senses?
O Yes O No
28 Do you consider this body of yours, which is made of floating cells, to be the real you?
O Yes O No
29. Do you believe that any practice of yoga or austerity can turn you into the creator and maintainer of all others or gain you the right to say that you are God? (When atheists use the word God, they do not attach the real meaning of creator or maintainer of all, as the dictionary and theistic religions do. They render the word God or Bhagavan meaningless.)
O Yes O No
30. Do you try to sleep as much as possible?
O Yes O No
31. Do you believe that by taking a train to Peking you will reach Karachi?
O Yes O No
32. Do you believe that “nothing” has had the idea to create everything?
O Yes O No
33. Do you give good instructions to someone who refuses to listen?
O Yes O No
34. Do you think that the mercy of God and his holy Name can not accomplish miracles including saving the most fallen souls and making them brahmins, vaishnavas, sannyasis and even spiritual masters?
O Yes O No
Evaulation of your answers:
More than 25 yes: It may be a really difficult to save you from your own stupidity.
Between 20-25: Maybe there is some light on the horizon to save you from your stupidity.
Between 10-20: Unfortunately the majority of the world is as stupid as you.
Less than 10: There may actually be a chance that you understand the human form of life.
Less than 5: You may be a person inclined to help others to overcome their stupidity